Close Encounters of the Smelly Kind

Scenario:

I once knew this person, who carried a certain aroma. She had friends, sugardaddies, and fans. It was as if the smell appeased to them. It was awkward to me, that she always ALWAYS busied herself with purchasing smell goods...Viki's, B&Bworks, every thing that smelled good and wholesome...she ruined.

The Plot Thickens:

I began to think maybe I was the only person smelling this smell. Alas, I would find out that I was not alone.

The Encounter:

As people began to grow more and more disgusted by this person (attitude, behavior, SMELL) it became apparent that something was awry. One particular afternoon, she had a talkfest. It was a supreme talkfest; she must have talked for an hour (30 minutes of it into a CLOSED room). Then she exited the room leaving everyone to continue on with life. A friend and I entered the room in which she had just exited. There was a certain staleness about it.

THIS BITCH LEFT HER FUCKIN BREATH IN THE ROOM.

Moral of the story:

If this happens to you, or is a side effect of your very own breath, you should see a doctor....IMMEDIATELY.