Then I lost my virginity.
Then I got bored.
Then this dude who had been trying to talk to me for 3 years kept BEGGING to be near me. For me to lay near him. He wanted to bring me pleasure. (more corny lines furnished upon request...he had all of em).
He got on my nerves.
I got bored again.
I let him come over.
He needs fucking tutoring.
I ignored him for 2 more months.
I told em I had a man and everything.
He said well it is what it is, and he had to spit a lil game.
I said game? Well I am glad you managed to try and get your dick to work and congrats on your pity fuck. (i gave em a second chance because the first time he tried, his dick wasnt working)
More words passed as we severed ties I thought I'd already cut.
I think he got a little offended, but I didn't tell anyone his dick didnt work. I told him I didn't want people to know I had "slept" with him. (and by slept I mean layed there trying not to watch tv while he attempted to sex at me.)
I heard about him and this other dude on his line comparing "bad bitches" that they had fucked.
After hearing about this, I checked to see who all's name had flown out.
Mine hadn't.
A month and some weeks passed by.
My name did.
Another guy on his line was like "Ashley's not a bad bitch, she's a girlfriend/wifey."
I am somewhat enraged.
I told him from jump that I was a bitch.
Everyone already assume that I am crazy.
Now I gotta do some crazy bitch shit.
Just cuz the brotha with the biggest ego
has the smallest
non working
dick...
She comin out...
She's excaping.

Hmmm. I'd rather be a girlfriend/wifey than a badd bitch. My biological clock is ticking.
ReplyDeleteI dont wanna be either, and out of courtesy i didnt tell anyone about his erectile disfunctional situation or the fact that i know his dick dont work so he coulda at least let people continue thinking im innocent or whatever they thought before...so he gets the satisfaction of "props" for having "slept" at me? no....this girlfriend/wifey bout to fuck him over...and go on with the rest of life...
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